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Searching for Lady Portland: Freakybuttrue The Peculiarium

peculiarium

I am walking down Thurman Street in North West Portland, with the Genius Loci of the city. OK, let me just state that the GL is a figment of my imagination. She represents everything cool and quirky about the city that I love. And today she is in an apologetic mood. “Honestly Dave, really didn’t know.”

“It’s no problem.” I reply.

“Really I keep forgetting that there is another Portland.” She gushes. We were planning on going to the Portland Cryptozoology Museum, when I sat down to map quest it out and found out it wasn’t in Oregon but Portland Maine. So instead we headed out to beyond the historic Alphabet District to the Freakybuttrue Peculiarium.

“It is OK.” I inset, as we reach the Pepto-Bismol pink building. So what is the Peculiarium? Well even now that I have been there I am not sure I can tell you. It is basically an ice-cream store with a museum of the weird tacked on to it. When you walk in it is basically the candy part of a liquor store where they also have ice cream. There is a rack where you can buy books on the weird, and there are a bunch of old books that I am not sure if are for sale or just on display.

The museum part is free to walk through. On the wall there was a display of what I think are photographs of Fractals called Honeymoon on Yogoth, the home of H.P. Lovecraft’s interstellar mind stealing fungi. Though they do change the art displays every once in a while

Creepy manikin dude bids you entrance to the picture gallery.

Then there is Al Capone’s safe. The story behind this (If I got it right), was that Al Capone was afraid that the feds were closing in on him so he mailed himself his safe. Though do to an error by the post office, it got sent to some dude in Oregon who happened to be also named Al Capone. The real Al Capone went to the big house so he never got a chance to ask for it back. It sat in this guy’s barn for decades until his decedents had a locksmith open it up and see what was inside.  There was what looked like costume jewelry and other thirties looking knickknacks. On the top is paintings of Geraldo Rivera and Don Al. A sly tribute to Rivera’s famed Al Capone vault reveal. Which kind of makes me think this was tongue and cheek.

Al capones safe

Was this the real Al Capone’s safe?

There is also a very creepy spontaneous combustion exhibit. A burnt old style chair with a pair of shoes with mannequin feet in it. Though the Peculiarium is defiantly low tech this is very effective, and for a moment I felt like I had been teleported to an actual SHC case sight. Now nowhere does it say these are artifacts from a real case it is just a representation. And if I think about it, the display actually bolsters the argument that these are cases of people falling asleep while smoking and a small smoldering fire starting. But it is still really spooky to look out.

Sponatoius conbustion

CSI:X-Files

There is also a display of what it might be like if you became a zombie. Again it is done very low tech, but to me that adds to the appeal rather than takes away from it. You go in to a small dark room with white Christmas lights that are supposed to represent synapse and neurons of the human brain as you watch a black and white movie from the zombies POV, slowly the screen turns red with blood rage. Al the time you hear an emotionless government scantest explain what is happening to you as you become one of the undead.

Haunted doll house

A haunted doll house

The ultimate attraction of Peculiarium is a display where gray aliens are doing an autopsy on a human being and you can stick your head in a hole and get a picture of you being abducted by aliens. Of course when I got there my camera ran out of juice. Obviously a vile conspiracy was at work.

alien abduction

Alien Autopsy the Revenge

So yes The Peculiarium is cheesy and campy, but it is also free and fun. So if you got some time to kill in Portland or maybe are in the NW side of Stump Town and want some ice cream go check it out. They are closed on Tuesdays and some Mondays so look them up on their website before you head out. Also these guys are making their own comic book this fall so you know that I am going to be all over that.

Bath room

one bathroom for all sexes and species.

As walk out of the building after about thirty minutes I am not more convinced that there are aliens, spontaneous combustion, or Oregon farmers named Al Capone, but I t was a fun time. Now wasn’t that better than a lame old cryptozoology museum?” The Genius Loci asks.

“Well.” I say with a smile. “It sure was a whole lot closer.”

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14 comments on “Searching for Lady Portland: Freakybuttrue The Peculiarium

  1. J.Gi Federizo
    August 11, 2014

    I would be afraid but maybe I’d be too curious to check out the place if I were there…I do tend to get creeped out easily.

    By the way, since you mentioned comics, I just wrote something about the comics conventions (Komikon) here. Just want to share. It’s my most recent post 🙂

    • davekheath
      August 11, 2014

      Cool will check it out.

      • J.Gi Federizo
        August 11, 2014

        BTW, the place is supposed to be a candy store with such displays, or a museum that just happens to sell candy?

      • davekheath
        August 11, 2014

        Honestly I couldn’t figure it out. I think it is a candy store that has a freaky museum in it but I could be wrong.

      • J.Gi Federizo
        August 11, 2014

        Probably the other way around ’cause of what they call the place.

  2. theopeningsentence
    August 11, 2014

    There must be potential to make a tv series out of this place.

    • davekheath
      August 11, 2014

      Or at least some very cool short stories.

  3. Peculiarium
    August 11, 2014

    Thanks for the writeup, Dave. We’re glad you enjoyed your visit!

  4. Peculiarium
    August 11, 2014

    And you may be happy to know the first Peculiarium comic has landed! Hot off the presses!

    • davekheath
      August 12, 2014

      My pleasure where can I get the comic, looking forward to it.

      • Peciliarium
        August 12, 2014

        It’s available at our Thurman Street location now, and will be for sale through the website tomorrow, if it isn’t already. Thanks again!

      • davekheath
        August 12, 2014

        Cool.

  5. Tyrannocaster
    August 16, 2014

    Thanks for mentioning this; I didn’t know about it and I will have to check it out! Nice to see someone featuring stuff like this.

    • davekheath
      August 17, 2014

      It is a nice little stop over if you are in that side of town.

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