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3 More Characters I wish had more Screen Time

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The members of Next Wave share their disappointment of being left out of Civil War.

I have already expressed my love for the number two guy. The character in the story that is almost as, if not more, interesting than the primary character, but gets much less coverage. I am going to share three more characters that I wish had more time in the limelight, but first let’s talk about two characters who did get more screen time and they showed that they could handle spotlight.

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Faith Lehane first appeared in season three of Buffy the vampire Slayer. She however didn’t even get a last name until Joss Whedon wrote her back story for the pen and paper Buffy RPG. (Some stories say her surname was generated for the video game Chaos Bleeds). Unlike the relatively pure Buffy, Faith the Slayer has tattoos, smokes, and engages in one night stands. She also accidentally kills a man when she thinks he is a vampire. Instead of coming clean and admitting to what she did, she blames it on Buffy. This leads her down a dark path that eventually leads to jail. She gives herself an early release when Wesley asks her for her help saving the world.

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She is absent for most of the series either in a coma, in prison or on the run from the law. But she does show up for the final few episode as well as several episodes of the series Angel. But in addition to this she has made appearances in games, books and comics. In the Buffy comic books she has become kind of a slayer social worker helping slayers who have made mistakes like her’s. Faith also has had a twenty-five issue comic book, Faith and Angel. This gives the dark slayer a chance to shine, even if she is sharing the spotlight with a non-sparkling vampire. It allows her to grow and mature. The series allows her to redeem herself, but the more time she gets to shine, the more she becomes a hero.

On Dr. Who captain Jack Harkness didn’t even get official companion status, he was relegated to the role of quasi-companion. We first see him in London during World War Two, impersonating an American pilot, while trying to run a scan on his ex-employers the Time Agents (Originally The Time Agency was a throw away McGruffin in a Tom Baker era script.) Eventually with Rose becomes the ‘time-goddess’, she not only brings him back to life, after he is killed by Daleks, she makes him immortal. In Torchwood he is the team leader dashingly saving the world with his old time Webley No. 2, pistol.

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A lot of people like Jack better in Dr. Who than in his own show. Torchwood is defiantly much darker and edgier. Also though he is the main character the first two seasons Torchwood is defiantly an ensemble show, where he shares the screen with his team. Some people feel the show focused too deeply on his omni-sexuality. And yes this does play heavily. But we also discover his history with the Torchwood organization throughout time, his relationship with his daughter and brother. As well as his history with the other members of the team. In all I liked getting to know him better.

Hunter Gathers

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Col. Gathers is a combo of Nick Fury and Hunter S Thompson. Everything goes better when you have a Dr. Hunter S. Thompson clone thrown in, just look at Doonesbury and Transmepolitan. In The Venture Brothers he leads the secret spy organization OSI and is Brock Sampson’s mentor. He is so hard core that he had a sex change just to infiltrate a team of female assassins. OK, well he kind of like that part of his life, but he did infiltrate a team of female assassins

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Such a master of disguise you hardly know he is a dude.

Honestly there are a whole lot of characters form the Venture Brothers I would like to see more of. Byron Orpheus, 21, Master Billy Quizboy. There really are some awesome characters. Hunter stands out among these though. VB has some great dialog, and Hunter has his share of cool lines. Like when he and Brock where discussing on whether or not killing a female vampire would violate their no killing women rule. He concludes that they are fair game as undead but they are also fictitious, even though they are real in the Venture Bro universe. Or who can forget lines like “Don’t eat that it’s C-4.” Or “There is no good news just bad news and weird news.”
Now would be a perfect time for a political thriller satire. With captain America: The Winter Solider being closer to Three Days of the Condor than the Avengers, thrillers are back in vogue. And a Hunter Gathers mini-series or special would already have a built in fan base. Sure it would include a cameo with from “The Swedish Murder Machine.” Throw in Shore Leave, Head Shot and Amber Gold, But Col. Gathers would be the star. I think it is time to get the kids out of the pool and bring back Adult Swim.

The Accountant.

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Don’t let the suit fool you if he is coming after you run!

I am not a big Nick Cage fan. He doesn’t bother me but the only things that made me say “way to go Niki-boy” are his role in Kick Ass as Big Daddy, and a blink and you’ll miss it role of Fu Man Chu in the Grind House, faux-commercial for Werewolf Women of the SS. So let’s just say I didn’t see Drive Angry for Nicholas cage. In fact the reason I saw it was I was moving out of town and want to do something with a friend before I left. And Cage, did another of his usual phone in performances. But I did enjoy William Fichtner as the Accountant.

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And Nick cage s Fu Man Chu.

The premise of the movie is that Hell is basically a prison where sinners go after they die. When one escapes like Nicholas Cage’s. John Milton, the Accountant is sent after them to retrieve them. He is basically a demon/angel of death/bounty hunter. He is called the Accountant because good and evil mean nothing to him, they are just numbers on a page, and when the numbers get to a certain set amount he goes out and does his thing. Merciless to the point of sadistic he see himself as just doing his job.
But he is not a character without humor. Like when he drives a tanker of propane into a police barricade while getting down disco classic “That’s the way I like it.” Or when he comes across a cultist who was trying to sacrifice a child to the devil. “Satan is simply the warden of a very large prison. Quiet man actually, thoughtful and he’s well read. And I happen to know the idea of sacrificing children in his honor annoys him greatly.”

There was talk about an Accountant movie. But since Drive Angry made so little money I doubt that will happen. But it defiantly has potential. Not just one Nichols cage escaping from hell but a whole rouges gallery of villains that need to be brought back. With the Account in his suit running over the escaped fallen in his ’57 Cadillac that would be cooler than any ten Cage movies.

The Next Wave Team.

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I have stated that I prefer indy comics over the big two. Well if all of Marvel Comics were like Next Wave I would be their most loyal fan. Comic book genius Warren Ellis took four of Marvel C-listers threw in one of his own creations and made a super team that is a loving tribute to  comic book teams and also a stark searing deconstruction of the genre. Officially Marvel’s head Joe Quesada banned this team to another un-official universe. Slowly but surely other writers brought them back in their Next Wave incarnations, till they even ended up in the Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe.

The plot is that the H.A.T.E. (Highest Anti-terrorist Effort) a front company for the evil Beyond Corporation hired the heroes to be part of the Next Wave team a private security force. Member Tabby Smith stole their corporate strategy and figured out that their employers were evil. So they stole a high tech vehicle and set off to make America safe by beating people up. Now I get that some purest out there may not like that their favorite C-team players are being missed with, but Marvel has kind of retconed (One of the few retcons I actually like) where they say that Next Wave team member’s memory and behavior may have been altered by H.A.T.E. mind control.
So let’s meet the team.

Monica Rambeau, was once the leader of the Avengers. Yes, that Avengers. Most comic book geeks never knew that the Avengers were once led by a black woman. That is why Ellis chose her. As Mrs. Marvel/Photon, she led the team when they battled the X-Man. Though being made of energy she lost her powers when crashed into the ocean and shorted out. Eventually she got her powers back but not her leadership role in the Avengers. Since Next Wave she has appeared, in the Marvel version of Sex and the City, Marvel Divas and as a member of the Initiative, wearing her Next Wave trench coat. Trench coats are signs that you are awesome in Next Wave.

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Come on someone got to remember me form The Avengers.

Elsa Blodestone, is the daughter of Ulysses Bloodstone the M.U.’s resident monster hunter form the 60’s and 70’s. Before Ellis got his hands on her she was a blonde Buffy the Vampire Slayer clone. Warren gave her a complete makeover. Dying her hair red, making her English, gave her a healthy dose of snark and a life full of emotional trauma having to fight off monsters as a child. Elsa is my favorite tram member, she walks the tight rope between class and cynicism and lives to make things explode by kicking them. (This is not one of her powers, she just found out many of H.A.T.E.’s biological weapons explode if you kick them hard enough.) In the twelve issue run Elsa is the only one who demonstrates any kind of character development, Ellis apologized that he made a character grow and mature and promised never to do this again in the series. Since Next Wave she has kept the red hair, English accent, and the trench cost and is training new supers in England. But has also teamed up with Marvel stalwarts Wolverine and Missy Knight in missions centered on the occult. Although Elsa made an appearance in alternative Iron Man dimension as a blonde Archeologist who sells Tony a relic that turns out to be the bones of a dragon.

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Elsa Bloodstone pre-Next wave.

 

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Elsa post-Next wave.

Tabatha Smith had one of the lamest nicknames in all of X-men history, Boom Boom. Her explosive powers were not bad, kind of like Jubilee’s fireworks power but more lethal. Ellis made her a cop hatting kleptomaniac. But then again that is how they learned about H.A.T.E evil business plan. A mind controling baddie tries to use his power on her but fails because she is too much of an airhead. Of all the Next Wavers she is probably the one who has had the most screen time since the series ended. She has gone back to calling herself Boom Boom and has pretty much gone back to her pre-Next Wave persona.

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Aaron Stack or Machine Man was created by comic book master Jack Kirby, for the 2001: Space Odyssey comic book title. He is the only survivor of a series of robots and has become sentient. Originally he was helpful and friendly, but Ellis has made him feel superior to the ‘fleshy ones’ as he calls humans, so he treats them with disdain. He is also an alcoholic. I am not sure how that works with a robot, maybe I should ask Bender form Futuerama. He now works for SHIELD and is pretty much who he was in Next Wave, maybe toned down a bit but he is defiantly there for comic relief. Shield even gave him a Life Model Decoy of Monica Rambeau programed to tell him how sexy he is and to cry, as a recruitment bonus.

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Stand aside Fleshy, my robot brain needs a beer.

The Captain, went by the name captain XXXX (Insert dirty word of your choice here) until Captain America beat the XXXX out of him for defaming all super heroes with the word captain in their name. The Captain, got his Superman like powers from aliens who were experimenting on humans to make the race better. Unfortunately he beat the aliens to death because he thought that they were leprechauns and that if you repeatedly hit leprechauns in the head their heads turns to pot of gold, yes he was drunk at the time. The Captain was the only character created just for Next Wave, and his only appearance since then has been in a promotional poster for Marvel’s Initiative (Well he was in Marvel Zombeis and a Heroclix pack)

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So now that you have met them I hope you see their potential. Sure they did get on the verge of silly, but I would love to see a reunion in the mainstream Marvel Universe or maybe a new team in the Ultimate Universe. (As far as I know only Machine Man is in U.U.) Or hey if Disney is just handing out Phase One movies then how about A Next Wave movie. Again I agree that the silly aspects need to be toned down, but replace silly with comedy add a dose of action and a new team going against a evil corp would fit in nicely with all the other Marvel movies.

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16 comments on “3 More Characters I wish had more Screen Time

  1. Loki
    April 25, 2014

    This was a fun read. I haven’t read “Nextwave” or seen “Drive Angry” (though I love Fletchner enough that I’m now considering seeing it — much like the Michael Bay-produced Turtles reboot where he’s playing Shredder), but your other picks are interesting since I know the properties.

    I very much agree about Harkness — even though Torchwood was mostly pretty awful until they changed to miniseries format and it got Great, Harkness was always a breakout character on Who. Back when I was watching Who on the word of many friends that it “would get awesome” down the line alone, he was a light in an otherwise dull affair (a handful of episodes aside, the first 2-3 seasons of the revived Who series were really underwhelming to me. Did get better, though, just as people said).

    I think your pick on Venture Bros is amusing, not sure if I would have made the same one. Would probably have picked Orpheus, myself. But I’m a little over a season behind, so perhaps you know something I don’t.

    Faith’s definitely a good pick, as evidenced by Whedon’s own one-time plan to spin her off, but I feel BtVS/Angel both overflow with supporting characters that could carry a spin-off. Spike is an obvious choice, but there is also Giles, or Willow, or Illyria. I could even see them do one about the lawyer Lindsey from Wolfram & Hart, or Riley running around killing monsters for the army.

    Anyway, fun tidbit — when I read the first few lines of this post I thought you by “number two” meant actual right-hand men (or women). I love those loyalty-above-all-else characters, they’re so incredibly powerful when done well. Alfred is easily the coolest supporting character on Batman (though Jim Gordon sometimes give him quite the run for his money). Saul Tigh was one of the best things about “Battlestar Galactica”, and that’s saying something. Leo on “West Wing”. But of course, they couldn’t carry a story of their own in the long run with as much aplomb as the characters you list here, precisely because they’re so anchored in their loyalty to another person’s story. So I’m glad my initial assumption was wrong. 😀

    • davekheath
      April 25, 2014

      thanks for the comments. Orpheus and Treanna are my favorite VB characters and I would to see more of them. But I think that Hunter could really carry a show especially at this time. I haven’t really checked into what the creators are doing with the property right now.

      You are right about BtVS it did have some great supporting characters. Of which Faith is defiantly my favorite.With the cast all going there separate ways I think comic books are the best way to keep Buffy going.

      Speaking of comic books I whole heartily endorse anything by Warren Ellis. He has never let me down.

      • Loki
        April 25, 2014

        The Buffy comics have been very variable. Season 8 was great until the final 10 or so issues, when it was very rushed and confused, neglecting all that made the story great in order to frantically toss out what remained of the plot in the pre-panned number of issues. Season 9 was very mediocre, likely due to Whedon’s decreased personal involvement (what with shooting Avengers), but its sister title “Angel and Faith” was really good. Season 10, which just started, put the Angel and Faith-team from season 9 on the main book, and so far it’s looking really great, so that’s very encouraging. There’s a new team on “Angel and Faith” which continues into season 10 now, and that one is looking promising too.

        If you’ve not read it, by the way, there are also other Buffy-related comics that are creator-endorsed and considered canon, and they’re quite good, notably “Tales” (encompassing the anthologies “Tales of the Slayers” and “Tales of the Vampires”), “Fray” (written by Whedon, one of my favourite graphic novels of all time, set in the Buffy universe’s distant future — should be read before season 8 as it contains a time travel crossover that spoils it) and “Angel – After the Fall” which is sort of an Angel season 6 in comic form based loosely on Whedon’s notes and ideas but written by a writer named Scott Lynch. It is very well written, but the artwork is unfortunately variable.

        I think the only thing by Ellis I’ve ever read was “Planetary”, which I liked a lot but didn’t love. But I’m sure I’m missing out, considering how well-esteemed his name is in comic book circles.

      • davekheath
        April 25, 2014

        I have read Fray and loved it. Also a few of the Tales. And about half of 8, dropped off not do to lack of interest but time and money. I do need to get more caught up on the Buffy Comics.

        If you like thrillers check out Ellis’ Global Frequency.

      • Loki
        April 25, 2014

        Glad you loved Fray! Nothing else in Buffy comics ever comes close to it, but there’s been a bunch of good stuff. Tales are very hit and miss, but the ones I like I love.

        It might be worthwhile to get back into season 8, though as I said the ending is very rushed. Season 9 is unfortunately just ok, with the exception of the very first issue which Whedon penned himself, and as mentioned the sister title A&F. But season 10 is looking great, I’m daring to hope!

        Noting down Global Frequency on my neverending to read-list!

  2. maurnas
    May 1, 2014

    There is nothing I don’t love about Venture Brothers. Dr. Orpheus is my favorite.

    I had to look up omni-sexual though.

    • davekheath
      May 1, 2014

      I never heard of the word either until people started writing about Torchwood.

      • Loki
        May 1, 2014

        I knew the words “omnivorous”, “omnipresent” and “omnipotent”, so “omni-sexual” was fairly self-explanatory. Unsure if it’s a real term or if fans just made it up to describe characters like Jack, though, which I guess you would know if you’ve looked it up?

      • maurnas
        May 1, 2014

        I always knew it as pan sexual. But I prefer to think of it as someone that is a sexual humanist. Just liking people, in general.

      • Loki
        May 1, 2014

        Yes, pansexual is the term I’ve heard, too. But there’s no real difference in meaning between that and omnisexual, or at least I wouldn’t imagine so. “Pan-” is the Greek prefix for “all” or “encompassing everything”, and “omni-” is the Latin one.

      • davekheath
        May 1, 2014

        Honestly I may have remembered it wrong who would have thunk their were so many words for willing to have sex with any type of alien species out there.

  3. krazyslayer187
    May 10, 2014

    Ah I must give you a follow simply for this post! I totally agree with you on BtVS. Faith as well as many other characters were often the best part of the show, even more than Buffy herself. I feel like the same goes for Angel too. As much as I loved him on his own show, I loved Cordy, Fred, Wes, & Gunn even more. 🙂

    And John Barrowman is awesome in everything he does. Love Captain Jack!

    • davekheath
      May 11, 2014

      Thanks. There real are a lot of awesome supporting characters out there that should get more chance to shine.

  4. andrewknighton
    August 30, 2014

    I would pretty much kill to see a Next Wave movie. And then the things I killed would explode because that’s what happens. Such a wonderful series.

    • davekheath
      August 30, 2014

      Yes. I have to admit when I get bored in my head I work on a Next wave movie in my head. One cane hope.

  5. Bee
    April 29, 2015

    Great article and I’m really really late with the comment, but PLEASE fix the part on Monica Rambeau. Her codename was never Mrs. Marvel, as MS. Marvel is another character entirely (well 3+1 other characters) and her codename was Captain Marvel. Former Ms. Marvel Carol Danvers now has the codename of Captain Marvel, maybe that’s the reason behind the confusion.

    (I know, my geeking sometimes gets out of control)

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