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Top 10 Dating Hints from The Return of the Jedi


New from K-Tel Admiral Akbar and the Crew Sing your favorite Love Songs.

So we mined the original Star Wars and The Empire Strikes Back for nuggets of golden love advice, and now it is time to turn to the closing chapter of the saga to from a Padawan to a Jedi master of love.

So watch out for rabid love Ewoks and go out and rescue Oola’s heart form the rancor and as always may the force be with you.

10) “I am out for a little while and everybody had delusions of grandeur”

09) “Strong am I with the Force. But not that strong.”

08) “Your insight serves you well. Bury your feelings deep down, Luke. They do you credit, but they could be made to serve the Emperor.”

07) “It’s your imagination, kid. Come on. Let’s keep a little optimism here.”

06) “Obi-Wan has taught you well.”

05) “That is correct, Commander. And, he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.

04) “I’ll not leave you here. I’ve got to save you.

03) “I know.”

02) “It’s a trap.”

01) “No more training do you require. Already know you, that which you need.”


4 comments on “Top 10 Dating Hints from The Return of the Jedi

  1. Marta
    March 4, 2014

    Nice third chapter of your Dating Hints trilogy 🙂

    • davekheath
      March 4, 2014

      Thank you kind of ended with blowing up the Death Star II and all the Ewokes going to a party so to speak.

  2. Tuere Morton / YA Author
    March 6, 2014

    It’s a trap! Lol! Love this 😛

    • davekheath
      March 6, 2014

      Thank you. wish I had this advice earlier LOL

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